Claret Badger 5:32 Tue Feb 24
Are you one of those dicks that suffer from roadrage?
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I don't mean the usual - swearing and handgestures from the safety of your car.
I mean, are you one of those unstable, mentaly challenged knuckledraggers who'll jump out their car at when traffic becomes stationary/given opportunity to approach and scream at any person who even thinks about overtaking you ?
I've had this happen to me twice in the last couple of days - and although you may seem fit to maybe question my driving - or what I did may have "deserved it".
Let's be clear - it didn';t
and both men in question were pricks.
todays baboon initially tried overtaking me and cutting me up - which he failed
then at a set of lights he gets out runs to my car - opens my door and screams:
"you cunt you cut me up - with my boy in the car!"
and soon as i closed my door he starts punching my window when I tell him to grow up, stop being a mug and act like a proper father figure in front of his child - he then gets incandescent - so I pick my moment and drive off, to him screaming
"You fuckin pussy"
for the record - I overtook him on a dual carriageway - with nothing ahead of either of us - as 45 mph
no cutting up happened
start cuntin gme off for not punching him - or driving like a cunt
(i wasn't)
By the way - just to say again
jumping out your car and screaming makes you the fucking pussy - not your quarry
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Claret Badger
5:14 Mon Mar 9
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Cameron's britain
Thanks Blair
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defjam
3:47 Mon Mar 9
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AG!
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worm
3:30 Mon Mar 9
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That was me, Def.
Same time tomorrow, Cunt? :)
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Pancho
3:26 Mon Mar 9
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Iz it coz you iz blick?
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defjam
3:15 Mon Mar 9
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Just had this happen to me for no reason whatsoever.
If you go round the town centre down by the Thames, the road is one lane then as you approach and go round a corner it goes into two lanes
The traffic was at a standstill on the right and i presumed everyone was turning right so i slipped into the left lane when i could as i wanted to go left!
At which point the Initial services van driver that was in front of my till i went in the other lane went apeshit, hand on horn, flashing his lights etc, he then tried to ram the side of my car which i avoided then tried to get in front of me so i didn't let him in...it's not my fault he was in the wrong lane!!
So he just followed me bumper to bumper flashing, hand on horn so i turned down a dead end road and stopped, prepared to have a ding dong with the cunt but he just sat there the drove off gesticulating down the road...all this over fuck all.
MONG!
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Grumpster
4:56 Sun Mar 1
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Was driving on the a127 earlier and right near the roundabout close to southends ground, two blokes were having a punch up in the middle of the a127.
Imagine it was over road rage and one was a van driver.
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Kidders
10:38 Thu Feb 26
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Does Walk rage count for anything, walking to the station and get hacked off when just about to cross a road and drivers have an inability to flick a switch to let me know where they're going.
Few shakes of me head and the odd wanker under me breath helps.
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Boycie
1:21 Thu Feb 26
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as Terry Tibbs would say "Darn't dwive a girly car dwive a man's car problem solved"
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Darby_
4:53 Thu Feb 26
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Sounds like you're an aggressive and/or bad driver, Badger. I'd try to get a grip before you kill someone.
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Jonah Lomas
3:03 Thu Feb 26
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There's been a spate of key removals over here lately. At least two Asian (Chinese) tourists have been driving so badly, that members of the public have pulled them over and confiscated their keys before they have an accident.
I don't tend to necessarily agree with taking the law into your own hands, but there have been so many fatal accidents caused by tourists here recently, that I'm all for it now.
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Joke Whole
2:13 Thu Feb 26
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..."and the Lord sayeth: all the road that thou see before thee is yours and yours alone, for thou art the true master of the domain of dri vin and thou shall dominate and desecrate all who deem to use or pass between thouself and thy motah and that which is yours by divine right."
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SilverSurfer
2:11 Thu Feb 26
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yeah all that.
and more.
You cut me up and I will follow you home, no matter how far.
Cunts
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normannomates
12:34 Thu Feb 26
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tailgaters piss me off, and the cunts at three lane roundabouts, who to push in get in the outside lane and cut you up to get in the lane youre in.
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diehardhammer
11:40 Wed Feb 25
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I suffer from road rage, but not the kind to get out the car over it. I save that for any life threatening driving i encounter. I just swear a bit nothing too bad
What annoys me is people drifting in and out of lanes on the motorway or A roads, how hard is it just to indicate where you're going.
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VirginiaHam
11:19 Wed Feb 25
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Capitol Man 10:07 Wed Feb 25
I've heard Texas isn't short of guns...a case of if you know how many you have you don't have enough?
I've heard it's a bit red down your way too. I'm not sure which is better......shit 'red' driving or shit asian driving.
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bruuuno
10:47 Wed Feb 25
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I told a tramp to 'get out the road ya cunt' this morning and he responded with 'fuck off ya wanker'. A pleasant and enjoyable exchange
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LondonE3
10:08 Wed Feb 25
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About 25yrs ago I gave a lift to someone I knew.
Taking them from Roman Rd to Abbots Rd at rush hour on a Friday evening. The traffic was chocco and this cunt was the youngest mental brother from a family of absolute loons. They had a reputation for being very stabby back them.
Anyway we are crawling through traffic towards the blackwall pipe when he suddenly loses the plot jumps out the car, pulls a massive screwdriver out and starts threatening the drivers just in front of me to pull over. He walked along clearing a path for the last 100yards. Then jumped back in the motor for me to drive about 20ft to drop him off.
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Capitol Man
10:07 Wed Feb 25
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VirginiaHam 10:00 Wed Feb 25
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I assume they all are in Texas VH. Tends to calm the urges to get our the car a bit.
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Nicey
10:02 Wed Feb 25
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Scraper 9:23 Wed Feb 25
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Nicey, why would a cyclist be innerested in the pregnancy of your wife? Weirdest story I ever read.
He was a menstrual cyclist
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VirginiaHam
10:00 Wed Feb 25
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Here in Virginia the driving is crap. Appalling. I think a vast majority had only driven cattle until they arrived here, and the driving test is designed to get drivers on the road, not on the road safely.
Undertaking, three lane changes, tailgating, not signalling and jumping red lights are all normal, not unusual at all.
If someone does a crap piece of driving and I hoot them, they look straight ahead and ignore me. I've heard there are people who carry loaded guns in the glove box........hmmmm.
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Capitol Man
9:48 Wed Feb 25
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The fact that people can carry guns and could quite legally shoot anyone who attacks them in the car tends to calm things down a little bit.
Of course there's still a few incidents, notably of police shooting people but probably not as many bullies given they are a sitting target for even the smallest woman they decide to intimidate.
Of course you have a murder rate through the roof but less incidents like these.
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